14 March 2008

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I used to think that Ed Larrikin was a fun wood nymph. Now I know that he is a tranny vampire who will eat your soul.

5 comments:

Erin said...

I must amend this statement slightly - he is a tranny vampire who will eat your soul on STAGE - off of it he is a delightful wood nymph who enjoys high fives but hates The Pigeon Detectives.

Meredith said...

Did you, yourself, satisfy his need for the old "UP TOP!"?

Erin said...

I did not; I gave him a firm handshake and a bracing pat on the back. However someone on the street silently requested a bit of the ol' Up Top from me, and I complied willingly.

Sarah said...

But why does he hate the Pigeon Detectives? What is so bad about them? I mean, it's not like they're THE ENEMY.

Erin said...

That is actually exactly what we said.

He hates them because he thinks they're only making music to get laid. I was very gentle when I told him, "Ed, that's why all people form bands. That is the entire point of being in a band. You make music for the love of doing so. You form a band to get laid regular."

Also apparently he thinks Matt Bowman is a stupid cunt.