There are a lot of reasons I love my friend Miggie: she is witty and sarcastic and cutting and kind, she knows approx. twelve languages, she has amazing boobs and she has dressed individual members of Franz Ferdinand, which is pretty awesome.
Also, she does things like this: makes up a game where you can kick James Blunt in the ass.
Kicking James Blunt is supremely therapeutic. Try it, you'll see. And see if you can beat my current best of 104000 m.
You might wonder what would lead miggie to create a game like this. The answer is pretty simple. Miggie really, really, RLY hates James Blunt. m'elle used to sing "You're Beautiful" in the car before I told her to stop or I'd sell her to gypsies, and once I made her sing it for miggie's voicemail, just to make her scream. Good times.
And, from Sarah, who I think got it from mistah katz, the Montana Meth Project. Oh, meth. You're the sexiest of all the class A drugs.