08 May 2008

the internet is for kicking james blunt in the pants

There are a lot of reasons I love my friend Miggie: she is witty and sarcastic and cutting and kind, she knows approx. twelve languages, she has amazing boobs and she has dressed individual members of Franz Ferdinand, which is pretty awesome.

Also, she does things like this: makes up a game where you can kick James Blunt in the ass.

Kicking James Blunt is supremely therapeutic. Try it, you'll see. And see if you can beat my current best of 104000 m.

You might wonder what would lead miggie to create a game like this. The answer is pretty simple. Miggie really, really, RLY hates James Blunt. m'elle used to sing "You're Beautiful" in the car before I told her to stop or I'd sell her to gypsies, and once I made her sing it for miggie's voicemail, just to make her scream. Good times.

And, from Sarah, who I think got it from mistah katz, the Montana Meth Project. Oh, meth. You're the sexiest of all the class A drugs.

8 comments:

poshdeluxe said...

we were talking about the meth ads last night, and henri said, "what? $15 isn't good for sex? i think that's a GREAT deal."

ladies and gentlemen, my boyfriend!

Meredith said...

Henri! So romantic, so gentlemanly. So pragmatic.

Erin said...

Is that 15 dollars american, or 15 dollars Canadian?

Moody said...

Don't feel bad I was thinking the same thing. And they used a somewhat attractive girl in the picture. I guess it was geared toward the ladies. As for James Blunt I wonder why everyone hates on him? But I guess the more people hate on him the less people will hate on Dashboard Confessional.

Erin said...

not true, moody. I feel quite capable of hating both.

twop-tjl said...

Speaking of the Internet trashing on James Blunt, there is this excellent video which sums up how I feel about that song.

Erin said...

yeah, but that video just made me actually watch the video for that song. Which until now I had avoided. So THANKS.

twop-tjl said...

I'm sorry about that, Erin. No one should be exposed to James Blunt. I kind of glossed over that when watching since I really wasn't paying much attention to the actual video.